When Grand-maman Rose turned 90, her children organized a grand party for her. As luck would have it, her birthday was on a Sunday that year. None of her children were working. I can’t remember any of my cousins being absent. No-one was missing. This time, though, the babies were ours, leaving our parents free to indulge in as much silliness as they wanted.
The party was set up in a church basement, one that we often reserved for our large family get-togethers. At 90 years old, Grand-maman Rose had more than 100 direct descendents. All of us together with our spouses (the current ones), a few friends, and the family priest, and the room was full and noisy and alive.
When Grand-maman Rose arrived, she was rolled in by her sons who had built her a throne on wheels topped with a canopy.
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| Grand-maman Rose flanked by my daughter in the pink dress and her second cousin, my son in the white shirt, and Oncle Raymond with a cigarette in his hand, and his grand-daughter on his knee |
The entertainment committee had a full slate of talent to show off. Grand-papa Meno, gone 16 years before, couldn’t serenade Grand-maman Rose with her favourite songs and monologues. But Tante Mimi or Yolande or Pierrette would begin a song, and three seconds later we were joining in. Many texts and poems, produced for just this occasion, were appreciated by all. Great-grand children showed off their talents, and if one hadn’t prepared but was moved to participate, there was room in the program for it all. No-one was left out. It was fun and funny, touching and tender, unpolished but so sincere.
The best part of the show was put on by Yvan. Yvan trained with the
Cirque du Soleil when it first started up, then joined a troupe of mimes and clowns, with its brand of
acrobatic theatre. In the years leading up to Grand-maman Rose’s birthday, he was often out of town, producing or participating in shows all over Europe and the Pacific Rim countries. We were all so happy to have him with us. I was especially pleased he was there. After all, he was part of my gang of cousins from our growing-up years.
He mimed his whole show, using our children as volunteers in his skits. He did an amazing balancing act, and other bits of silliness requiring great strength and skill that succeeded in awing us while still making us laugh. He juggled balls and pins and rings. He even got Grand-maman Rose to help him juggle. She sure wasn’t shy about flinging those pins and rings at Yvan. And she had pretty good aim, too.
As the show slowed, Yvan reached into his pocket, brought out a long, skinny balloon, blew it up, twisted it into a hat, and put it on his head. He reached for another balloon, and made a sword that he tucked under an arm, and a poodle that he tucked under the other. More and more balloons took shape. He needed a helper, so he waved Oncle Raymond onto the stage. Oncle Raymond, taking the cigarette out of his mouth to make smart-aleck remarks, was given the balloon shapes to hold as Yvan made more and more of them. Oncle Raymond couldn’t hold his cigarette between his fingers without dropping the balloons, so he put the cigarette back in the corner of his mouth as his arms filled. The little ones, our children, were seated in the front row, enthralled, as the balloon shapes piled up in Oncle Raymond’s arms. I could see they were all coveting one.
Then Yvan stopped. With a large wave of his arm, he presented Oncle Raymond and the balloon shapes to the crowd... and halted. He craned his neck toward Oncle Raymond, pointing to the cigarette drooping at the corner of his mouth. Yvan gestured for permission to take the cigarette out of his mouth, which Oncle Raymond granted with a raspy laugh.
And that’s when, the burning cigarette held in the tips of his fingers, Yvan turned to us: Joanne, Daniel, Diane, Denis, Lison, Chantal, Carole and me. He grinned wickedly, and with a quick stab of the cigarette on each balloon, Yvan burst them all.
Our children in the front row were stricken, breaking into wails or tears.
But Joanne, Daniel, Diane, Denis, Lison, Chantal, Carole and I, we roared! This was triumph! This was our revenge for the burst balloons on New Year’s Eve 30 years earlier. Yvan had succeeded in getting Oncle Raymond back for the nasty trick he’d played on us when we were 7, 8 and 9 years old. We laughed uproariously. Our children, distraught and confused by our glee, could not be consoled.
I think Yvan spent the next hour making balloon shapes for every kid in the room. He made whatever they wanted. But neither he nor we could wipe the silly grins off our faces for the rest of the birthday celebration.